Greg Schwem

Comedian
Lecture Topics: Comedy
Expertise: The Healing Power Of Laughter
Available for in-person lectures in: Chicago
Available via Zoom?: No
To book Greg, e-mail: dan@primetimepresenters.com, or fill out this form here.

HuffPost calls Greg Schwem “Your boss’s favorite comedian” and after watching a hilarious performance from Greg, you will see why.  During a career as an award-winning television news reporter, Greg decided he enjoyed making people laugh more than depressing them on a nightly basis.  Leaving journalism for comedy, Greg quickly became a favorite on the corporate speaking circuit, performing humorous and inspirational keynote speeches for business heavyweights such as Microsoft, IBM, Southwest Airlines, McDonald’s and even The CIA.

When not on the corporate circuit, Greg performs on cruise ships worldwide.  His clean, wholesome comedic style has also made him popular at active retirement communities, private celebrations and some of the nation’s top comedy clubs.

Greg has appeared on Comedy Central, VH-1 and, in the middle of the pandemic, starred in his own Drybar Comedy special, You Can’t Quarantine Laughter. He has shared the concert stage with the likes of Celine Dion, Keith Urban, Styx and Julio Iglesias.  In 2024, he underwent successful stage 2 colon cancer surgery and chronicled his journey into a third Amazon bestseller, Turning Gut Punches into Punchlines:  A Comedian’s Journey Through Cancer, Divorce and Other Hilarious Stuff.  Greg also writes the nationally syndicated Humor Hotel column for the Chicago Tribune syndicate.

“James Calaski’s lecture on national, regional, and hyper-local history was professional and highly informative. Our patrons were incredibly engaged, the delivery was well-paced and articulate… We’ll be having him back!”

Brianne Colombo
Director
Glen Rock, NJ Public Library

“Your knowledge of the German American Bund and their history is second to none… Your expertise, both from a historical and research perspective and also in the field, enabled us to capture phenomenal footage for our project… thank you for appearing in our film.”

Annette Baumeister
Documentary Film Director ('The American Führer')

“James Calaski’s gifts as a historian, coupled with his innate skills as a police detective, bring a unique perspective to his work. He is thorough in his research, always going to those places where the facts lead. All that, plus Jim’s personable style and good sense of humor make him an ideal presenter for any group event.”

Arnie Bernstein
Author of 'Swastika Nation: Fritz Kuhn and the Rise and Fall of the German-American Bund'

FANTASTIC !!! She is an incredible lecturer. Only wish more time could have been spent on each segment of her presentation. Left me wishing for more. The blend of history and literature was so interesting and informative.

Parker Life Senior Living Attendee after Myra’s American Dreams: The Immigrant Experience In US Literature lecture

Good Morning Catherine,
Thank you so much for a fabulous presentation on new Zealand last evening. Our audience loved it! I have been receiving such positive feedback and wanted to share with you the comments I received thus far. As I mentioned last night, your enthusiasm for New Zealand shines through the screen and I do hope you enjoyed it as much as we did and will return in the future.

Attendee
Parker Life Senior Living

That was a very interesting, informational presentation, I loved it! Looking forward to seeing more lectures by this presenter.

Attendee
Parker Life Senior Living

Dr Catherine Kleier presentation was just wonderful! My husband watched along with me. He enjoyed it as much as I did! Would love it if she would come back again. Her enthusiasm is contagious! We truly enjoyed her…and her lecture! Thank you very much!

Patty D.
Attendee
Parker Life Senior Living

Fascinating history of New Zealand. Her enthusiasm is contagious!

Attendee
Parker Life Senior Living

I just wanted to tell you “Thank you” for the amazing presentation today. You successfully wove together a good immigration story with a “how I did it” on A.I. Truly a job well done.

Just so you know, there were 49 people who attended in person, and about 67 on Zoom. Our best attended session post COVID. And we had several people join as new members, including a couple who happened to be in the library and stopped in to see what was going on!

And, please check out the JGSPBC Facebook page. Marjorie Feldman posted a very nice comment about your presentation.

In short — a five star presentation. Thank you!!

Allan Huss
President
Jewish Genealogy Society of Palm Beach County

Mark was terrific! He clearly has a passion for advertising! The Superbowl Ad presentation took everyone (veterans and staff) on a fun trip down memory lane. It seemed to pique a bit of curiosity about what this year held, as well. Mark said he has a presentation about Minnesota advertising and it is one we will consider booking in the future!

Beth Cummins Postigo
Minnesota Department of Veterans Affairs
Lectures
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Feel Better With Laughter

Greg Schwem has been making audiences laugh professionally for over 30 years. In 2024, while in the midst of a late in life divorce, he was diagnosed with colon cancer. After receiving a clean bill of health, Greg wrote the Amazon bestseller “Turning Gut Punches Into Punch Lines.” Today, a performance from Greg gives new meaning to the old adage, “laughter IS the best medicine.”

What We Can Teach The Younger Generation (and What They Can Teach Us)

Greg Schwem is a Baby Boomer comedian who has always drawn humor from those born after him. While his kids mastered technology at a young age, Greg struggled, ultimately writing the hilarious Amazon bestseller, “Text Me If You’re Breathing: Observations, Frustrations and Life Lessons From a Low Tech Dad.” Today Greg makes audiences of all ages howl with laughter as he points out the hilarious differences between Baby Boomers and their kids and grandkids. Come for the laughs but stay for some education.

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